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I've gotta say, I've seen a lot of 80s cover bands in my day, but none that could hold a candle to you guys (or yunz, as you say down there). Let me know if you ever make it to the Detroit or Toledo area....and I really think that you should. You guys rocked! Thanks for making a great start to my vacation.
Southfield, Michigan, United States - August 25, 2003 at 8:19 AM EDT
hey fellas... just thought i would say hello. I miss see u all around. the bands down here that I ve seen just cant compete with yall! haha its catchy that accent! well hope u had a great vacation and are having fun up there. take care!
Alabama, United States - August 23, 2003 at 2:30 PM EDT
It's also "Pennsylvanian" !
Pennsylvania, United States - August 22, 2003 at 8:58 PM EDT
It's "Thai" you Pensylvanian.
United States - August 22, 2003 at 11:50 AM EDT
United States - August 21, 2003 at 4:35 PM EDT
I don't think someone whos e-mail name is smackmybumbum is any way close to being a virgin,or even been close for quite a few years. But Steve does do that song very well.
United States - August 21, 2003 at 3:48 PM EDT
last saturday @ nick's was a good time. glad to hear "like a virgin"...i, myself, am 'like' a virgin. somewhat. in any event, the show was great.
pgh, United States - August 20, 2003 at 12:18 PM EDT
Hmmmm. At any local Indian or Tai food restuarant. Cury chicken, Cury noodles.... no wait a minute... it's Curry.
United States - August 19, 2003 at 6:38 PM EDT
So it's true?! Chicks dig curys! Where can I git me some?
United States - August 19, 2003 at 4:10 PM EDT
you guys were great sat at nick's, can't wait to see you again. steve you are just toooo sexy for words, would love to run my fingers through your curys.
United States - August 19, 2003 at 4:02 PM EDT
hey velveeta, i really enjoyed your show saturday at nick's. you made my birthday extra special.
and brent, sorry for pinching your butt.
pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - August 19, 2003 at 11:36 AM EDT
THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW:
The first product to have a barcode was Wrigley's gum!
No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!
Clinophobia is the fear of beds!
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second!
The Mint once considered producing doughnut-shaped coins!
The average life span of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches!
It takes 25 muscles to swallow!
The thumbnail grows the slowest; the middle finger grows the fastest!
The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had!
Cat urine glows under black-light!
Porcupines float in water!
Over 2,500 left handed people a year are killed using products made for right handed people!
You forget 80% of what you learn each day!
kumnzeefaze, United States - August 17, 2003 at 3:28 AM EDT
United States - August 16, 2003 at 11:29 AM EDT
just wanted to say the show at the boardwalk in pittsburgh was awesome......it was great to get to see you all again....hoping to make it to Nicks on sat.
somewhere around, Pennsylvania, United States - August 15, 2003 at 10:57 PM EDT
Bones, don't forget to wear your lacy leotard outfit to Shad's! Marie and I are expecting it!
NC, United States - August 15, 2003 at 11:09 AM EDT
You guys rocked the mountain at Tussey tonight. Steve, my friend stopped you to tell you what a big fan I am. I was so awestruck I could barely speak. You are beautiful.
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - August 14, 2003 at 10:14 PM EDT
Hey guys, can you get more live tracks up on your website? I am a PSU alum and I'm leaving the country for a while, and want to take a piece of State College with me (shipping Creamery ice cream would break the bank).
Fayetteville, North Carolina, United States - August 10, 2003 at 9:32 AM EDT
There will be no opener!
United States - August 8, 2003 at 8:46 PM EDT
Does anybody know if there is going to be an opening act at the Nick's show on the 16th? It would be great if there wasn't, but lately, there has been. Thanks!
Pittsburgh, United States - August 8, 2003 at 4:12 PM EDT
Does anyone know if there is going to be an opening act for the Nick's show on the 16th? The calendar doesn't have one listed, but lately there has been opening acts there.
Pittsburgh, United States - August 8, 2003 at 4:09 PM EDT
Met you after Brownies Aug. 2...loved the pictures of me and Adell in action. What did you do with our fight scene? :)
Thanks for a fine night.
McGuire AFB, New Jersey, United States - August 6, 2003 at 9:37 PM EDT
Someone give Phillyfan a hug. Reassure her that if she is wrong....it's OK. You're still a wonderful person!!!!!
Happy Valley, United States - August 6, 2003 at 1:02 PM EDT
United States - August 4, 2003 at 2:05 PM EDT
Where is Club Chemistry in Pittsburgh?
United States - August 4, 2003 at 10:19 AM EDT
I don't know when I'll see you again either, someday but I love you too. I mean I really love you. Not like I love my parents, or my girl, but I love you. I love you like peanut butter loves jelly or my toothbrush loves it's toothpaste. Keep on, keepin' on!
United States - August 2, 2003 at 2:20 PM EDT
I miss you guys so much! Even though I'm in GA, Velveeta will always be my favorite band and I don't know when I'll be back to see your shows, but someday...In the meantime, rock on and keep playing!! Love y'all!
Athens, Georgia, United States - August 2, 2003 at 10:37 AM EDT
You are not mistaken.
United States - August 1, 2003 at 12:22 PM EDT
I am so excited to see you back at Brownies this weekend. Feels like it has been forever!! AND, if I am not mistaken, you are playing alone yes? I HATED it when you had to share the stage with someone else. It's just not the same if you don't get to see all 3 sets of the cheese! Someone PLEASE tell me I am not mistaken!!
Duh!!!, United States - July 31, 2003 at 12:49 PM EDT
Just wanted to tell you guys know how awesome both of your shows were in Ocean City...It definately made the trip well worth it :-) Hopefully I'll get to see you guys over one of my school breaks when I come home...but for now I'm back in HOTLANTA!!!
Atlanta, Georgia, United States - July 29, 2003 at 7:00 PM EDT
I will take that as an excuse. Take it as a complement, we just love to see you guys as much as we can, and after looking at all the other pictures, we need new ones to look at. Sorry Geek, thought Brent did the Web Page, didn't know he was to busy playing with his balls.
United States - July 29, 2003 at 8:01 AM EDT
Sorry about the pictures, moving, total computer failure, and many other things occurred they will be posted Tuesday night/Wednesday morning. I apologize for any inconvenience........
United States - July 29, 2003 at 2:37 AM EDT
I can't afford to buy my own.....
United States - July 28, 2003 at 11:53 PM EDT
sorry we are working on the pics, we try as fast as we can.... By the way, I hit other peoples balls......255 yards..right down the middle, HA!
United States - July 28, 2003 at 11:43 PM EDT
Did you really think a rock star like Brent would be so uncool as to do websites? He usually can be found hitting his balls around on the golf course
United States - July 28, 2003 at 8:40 PM EDT
Brent doesn't do the pictures.
United States - July 28, 2003 at 7:41 PM EDT
Brent, The Monday after the Sat night show at Nick's, we look forward to the pictures. SO what happened, were you sick, in the hospital, if not please put the pictures up from Nick's, we need our "CHEESE FIX"
United States - July 28, 2003 at 4:23 PM EDT
yes, sept 12th will be on the gateway clipper, We have not updated our sept. schedule yet>Sorry for the confusion.
United States - July 28, 2003 at 10:10 AM EDT
Hi! Its been a long time and I miss the front row days, I think that means I must be getting old, reminsing too much. Hope to see you at Brownies. Drink a few for me, since I don't seem to be able to do that like I used to. Later
Dublin, Pennsylvania, United States - July 25, 2003 at 7:29 PM EDT
so wait.......Sept. 12 is the Gateway Clipper? Not the Salon???
United States - July 25, 2003 at 12:26 AM EDT
And here is the link! http://www.gatewayclipper.com
United States - July 24, 2003 at 1:03 PM EDT
We will be there, on sept. 12th goto the clipper link for info and times!
United States - July 24, 2003 at 1:03 PM EDT
where/when/how do you get tickets for the gateway clipper shindig?
United States - July 22, 2003 at 11:04 PM EDT
Saw you guys for the first time at the Floating Stage two weeks ago! I am now a fan. Mike, the girl you were talking to all night was hot!
United States - July 22, 2003 at 4:21 PM EDT
I see Matthews is never too far away.......
United States - July 21, 2003 at 11:29 PM EDT
Steel is not strong boy, flesh is stronger.....what is steel without the hand that holds it....contemplate this on the tree of woe
United States - July 19, 2003 at 6:12 PM EDT
Craig,when don't I have to pee? Oh yea,Hi Mom!
United States - July 18, 2003 at 9:51 AM EDT
Hey guys, i will see you saturday. hey bones, if you have to pee, i'll fill in for ya on summer of 69...? To everyone else, if you know of a HARD ROCK BAND that needs a drummer, lemme know...
Nicks FAT City Security, United States - July 17, 2003 at 5:30 PM EDT
They do play everybody wants to rule the world. If you are ever in doubt, the songlist page will give you a possible yea/nea on any particular song. They should learn shout, too.
United States - July 17, 2003 at 5:48 AM EDT
Do you play any Tears for Fears?
United States - July 16, 2003 at 11:55 PM EDT
Ready, Set, HUT-HUT!!!!
San Francisco, California, United States - July 16, 2003 at 12:45 PM EDT
Yeah well I was smart enough to bail before you bounced like rubber all over the bus!
United States - July 15, 2003 at 4:03 PM EDT
I'm rubber, you're glue...
United States - July 15, 2003 at 12:41 PM EDT
This is just sad and childish, you bunch of smelly poopfaces!
United States - July 14, 2003 at 5:36 PM EDT
You stupid bastard, dead people can't write.
United States - July 14, 2003 at 4:28 PM EDT
Shut the fuck up!
United States - July 14, 2003 at 4:13 PM EDT
Just get me a Yuengling and ROCK ON
Pennsylvania, United States - July 14, 2003 at 11:51 AM EDT
you just had to have the last word, right???
United States - July 13, 2003 at 10:40 PM EDT
see how easy that was?
United States - July 13, 2003 at 7:19 PM EDT
Can I getta what-what for Mr. Kriley?? ROCK ON Cheeseman!
United States - July 12, 2003 at 11:24 PM EDT
Alright people I'm tired of hearing about it so here's the straight up deal. We recorded one show at Nick's, to do this we had to basically haul a studio with delicate equipment in the back of a sound truck, (some things did end up a little damaged in transit)after a long afternoon of trying to make it work we actually pulled most of what we needed off. We ended up with roughly one hour and fifteen minutes of one show recorded and due to damages/problems and rushing around to fix them honestly some of the stuff is not recorded as well as I would like. I have spent many many hours working on this to make sure that you guys will not be getting a pile of crap, I want this to be the best thing you've ever heard from Velveeta. And I assure you it will be, if it means recording a couple more shows to make sure you get the best we have to offer so be it. If it means you'll have to wait a little longer to get your downloads I would hope that you could handle the wait without resorting to childish trashing because you didn't get your free songs in the time you have allotted for us to do this. Contrary to what some people may think we do have other things that require our time, we don't have a staff of fifty people working on this, we have one (that would be me). I'm doing what I can when I can. We promised you music, you shall have music, when it's done and done right.
United States - July 12, 2003 at 6:31 PM EDT
look everyone, a recording of a live show was done in march. the end of the world will remain far off if it doesn't come to fruition. people having concerns when they are baited and left out, will complain. a good resolution may entail a velveeta band member explaining the delay. i can understand the fan's frustration if the band members' job is the band. i will still be at the next show, because my group has fun. maybe i'll bootleg the show, and put it up on my website...
United States - July 12, 2003 at 11:59 AM EDT
maybe not record producers, but a CD was promised
United States - July 11, 2003 at 6:32 PM EDT
what's the deal with the dude rippin' about the CD? Obviously he wants one or he wouldn't be asking so why is he getting rude? I am sure these guys do attend to activities of daily living when not performing. They aren't record producers. Chill.
United States - July 11, 2003 at 3:01 PM EDT
paid? i thought you said laid. well, if i didnt have a day job, and it took me a month to produce a cover, id be in debtor's prison. sue me for asking.
United States - July 11, 2003 at 2:23 AM EDT
Brent you are my favorite, Can't wait to see you at Nick's on the 19th:)
pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - July 10, 2003 at 4:21 PM EDT
Can I be Munky?
United States - July 10, 2003 at 3:16 PM EDT
whoo hoo keep it coming..... 10 million more and we can be KORN!!!
United States - July 10, 2003 at 2:52 PM EDT
im in for a dollar...i expect that it'll be worth at least that much
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - July 10, 2003 at 2:35 PM EDT
Oh paid? THAT'S what it is? Why didn't you say so? I'm in for one dollar...who's with me?
United States - July 10, 2003 at 1:58 PM EDT
Great show last night at the boardwalk!!!! Three songs by The Violent Femmes! Awesome! Can't wait till you're back there next month.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - July 10, 2003 at 1:46 PM EDT
That's the problem I'm not getting paid!! :)
United States - July 10, 2003 at 5:56 AM EDT
hmm, korn spent over $10 million on their last album, sounded just as good as your live recording, and it flopped. however, korn's album was out quicker.if you guys produce one song every 4 months, you'll have another live cd by 2008! canned corn and a milky way bar.
United States - July 9, 2003 at 6:42 PM EDT
United States - July 8, 2003 at 9:07 AM EDT
You gotta put Laid by James on Velveeta II. Probably see you all Saturday at 4Ds. Happy 4th!!!!
Hollidaysburg, Pennsylvania, United States - July 3, 2003 at 8:47 AM EDT
Hey guys...what happened to that Celebrate Erie Festival thing in August?!?!?! September looks pretty sad for us Westerners too!!! :(
See you Thursday at Shads!!!! :)
New Castle, Pennsylvania, United States - June 30, 2003 at 5:13 PM EDT
Great time after the pirate game on saturday--can't wait to see the photos.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - June 30, 2003 at 3:32 PM EDT
you guys havent worked on the new cd much yet, huh? i was hoping to see some new tunes, but alas, no such luck. hopefully there will be some new tunes soon.
United States - June 28, 2003 at 4:13 PM EDT
we really enjoyed your band atshad hanna in new castle and we are really looking forward to your arrival there again on july3rd great sound and selection !
new castle, Pennsylvania, United States - June 28, 2003 at 12:20 PM EDT
Damn guys, I am jealous! Crowbar never had nickel nights when I went there!! Drink up!
Philly, United States - June 27, 2003 at 1:34 PM EDT
I'm gonna go out to the crobar tonight and drink about 75 cents
worth of booze!
United States - June 26, 2003 at 7:27 PM EDT
Move to Pittsburgh!
United States - June 24, 2003 at 10:16 AM EDT
I can't believe you guys are MIA from Philly until August! What am I going to do without my cheese?!?!?!
Philly fan =(
United States - June 23, 2003 at 3:24 PM EDT
No saloon fri... that sux... so what would u like me to say next, brent???!
m-r-k-- u know us
United States - June 16, 2003 at 11:41 PM EDT
I caught most of the show at Nick's a few weeks back.
It was a blast even though I was blasted. I would love
to hear more of your original stuff! We are venturing
your way in a couple of weeks. SoZe' will be at the
Skeller on the 3rd and the 10th. Maybe we could hook
up for something on the weekend......I look forward to
seeing you again (I'll try to stay Sober)
Pittsburgh, United States - June 14, 2003 at 7:25 AM EDT
thanks for helping celebrate w/ us last night....twisted sister will NEVER be the same :-)
Molly & Kimberly
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - June 13, 2003 at 9:38 AM EDT
Can you guys play the Hooters and/or Lita Ford at the saloon tonite?....PLEASE
Pennsylvania, United States - June 13, 2003 at 9:05 AM EDT
you guys rocked tonight,6/12 at the crowbar, can't wait to see you again at 4ds! MIKE is HOT!
Altoona, Pennsylvania, United States - June 13, 2003 at 2:47 AM EDT
Last Saturday at Nick's was a blast as usual!
Does it always take you that long to count your money? You need an accountant.
Luv ya kids!
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - June 11, 2003 at 7:33 PM EDT
CD any time soon???
United States - June 11, 2003 at 11:28 AM EDT
Great show on Saturday! Looks like jager was your best friend that night!
Pittsburgh, United States - June 11, 2003 at 11:27 AM EDT
I don't know about the jager but I sure do know about glue! You know what I'm talkin' about boys.
United States - June 11, 2003 at 10:36 AM EDT
If I could remember how drunk I was, I would tell you.
United States - June 11, 2003 at 1:46 AM EDT
How drunk was the band on Saturday night!?!?
pittsburgh, United States - June 10, 2003 at 4:19 PM EDT
United States - June 9, 2003 at 11:38 PM EDT
Hi Guys! I just wanted to say that you guys rock!! My friends and I see you every time you're at Shads and Hot Rod!! We're usually the ones asking for the guitar picks!! Thanks for a great time always!!!
New Castle, Pennsylvania, United States - June 6, 2003 at 4:20 PM EDT
hey bones, lets hope the people who throw crap onstage stay home saturday. any problems or if you need a break during the show, feel free to let me know.
craig nfc security
pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - June 4, 2003 at 7:08 PM EDT
Hey Bonesy--ya wanna do a shot? Happy Birthday---old timer!! Much love!
Cleveland Rocks!, United States - June 3, 2003 at 8:57 PM EDT
Happy Birthday Bones! Thumbs up!
United States - June 3, 2003 at 12:07 PM EDT
Thanks so much for the song, guys!!!
Kim & Rachel
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - June 1, 2003 at 1:32 PM EDT
THANKS FOR EVERYTHING ON FRIDAY NIGHT! YOU GUYS ROCK!!! -BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT!
N.C., Pennsylvania, United States - May 31, 2003 at 8:55 PM EDT