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Psst...Be on the look out... there's some bad snootch
goin around this town. Thought you should now.
United States - December 11, 2002 at 2:34 AM EST
thanks for having me on stage friday december 6 at the saloon. it was a great time as always. i'm just glad i found the battery cover for the wireless. solid!
United States - December 7, 2002 at 7:23 AM EST
Im starting to associate Altoona with Snow and Ice.
"Well you don't have to get all upset about it!!?" "Damn right im gonna get upset about it!!"
United States - December 5, 2002 at 12:03 PM EST
Happy Turkey Day Boys!!!!!
N.C., United States - November 28, 2002 at 1:41 PM EST
Good thing the snow cleared up. Although, it would have been cool to see Solo Acoustic Steve!
United States - November 27, 2002 at 9:32 AM EST
whats up fellas.. just checkin out your site.. keep the shit up.. other then that.. check out my bands site ..
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - November 26, 2002 at 10:21 PM EST
If the other guys get stuck in the snow, are you going to be there by yourself with just your guitar? We are hot for you! PLEASE sing "Wanted Dead Or Alive". You guys are always welcome to stay with us if the weather is too bad. We are your BIGGEST fans!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pittsburgh, United States - November 26, 2002 at 9:59 PM EST
I'm in the burgh right now..7pm tues..its snowing good now... I better get out to the bar tonight and stay over there as a precaution! ;) (Don't worry, Mr. Jager will keep me cozy..)
Geez..The things ill do for the band!
(Bri, insert jokes about learning words/songs here..)
PIttsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - November 26, 2002 at 6:56 PM EST
hey guys....sooooo pumped about tomorrow night!!!! Excited enought that I could possibly be convinced to come out of retirement (now that I know the "ways of the band").
United States - November 26, 2002 at 5:04 PM EST
What is the bar like? Can we dance there?
Pittsburgh, United States - November 26, 2002 at 4:08 PM EST
I golfed yesterday, Snow does not stop the cheese!
United States - November 26, 2002 at 3:18 PM EST
It's only a little snow........ That would never stop the cheese from making it's appointed rounds.
United States - November 26, 2002 at 2:33 PM EST
Do you guys have snow tires? We are looking forward to Wednesday's show! Don't bail on us!
Pittsburgh, United States - November 26, 2002 at 1:17 PM EST
I hear there is some bad weather coming over the next couple of days... will you post it on the site if you are not going to make it Wednesday??? The bar where you are playing is far from us, and we don't want to make the trip in bad weather if you are cancelling. Let us know if possible... :)
Pittsburgh, United States - November 26, 2002 at 1:11 PM EST
Nice Halloween Pics guys!!! What a creative idea! Gotta hand it to you... can't wait to see how you "top" that idea next year!!!!!
United States - November 24, 2002 at 11:45 AM EST
i just wanted to add a suggestion or two for ur playlist. (especially for Hot Rod's in Sharon) Could u possibly do Kenny Login's "Dangerzone", and possibly "She Hates Me" by Puddle Of Mudd? just curious.
thanks again...and u guys rock!
Pulaski, Pennsylvania, United States - November 22, 2002 at 4:31 PM EST
Rock like fuck you kooky Oompa Fuckin' Loompas!!!!
Owings Mills, Maryland, United States - November 21, 2002 at 7:01 PM EST
that is quite frightening
United States - November 21, 2002 at 1:10 AM EST
Almost forgot to thank Michael for the chair shot at Coyote Hardware. That bartender's backyard sure wasn't sugar free, that was sweet!! I've got great pics of Brent's nipple too!!!!
Manilla, United States - November 21, 2002 at 12:13 AM EST
Just saw the Halloween pics...that is freaking awesome! I can't believe I missed the oompa loompas.
Gaithersburg, Maryland, United States - November 20, 2002 at 9:58 AM EST
Saw the pics from the Saloon...Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. It's nice to know that not only do you guys put up with me crashing your stage, you let me crash your website too!!! You guys rule! (two fingers up)
Philly, Pennsylvania, United States - November 20, 2002 at 1:03 AM EST
THE OREGON BAR & GRILLE, NORTH HILLS
Phone #: (412) 821-4355
From downtown: Take 279 North. Take the McKnight exit.
From McKnight, take the Westview/Millvale exit. Turn left off the exit.
The OBG is on your left about 150 yards down Babcock Blvd.
United States - November 18, 2002 at 10:33 AM EST
Hey bones i haven't seen much of you guys lately since i moved to pittsburgh iused to bullshit with a lot at the Hot rod cafe. I used to be in the band funkadelic relic we played with gruvbar sometimes at the brewery. we now have a new band here in the burgh Space Aged Polymer is the name we picked up the keyboardist and bassist from the jon gill band and we are soon to be tearing up the scene in pittsburgh. well i hope to see at nicks fat city soon by the way i just picked up a brand new kit.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - November 14, 2002 at 12:32 PM EST
HI GUYS! I LOVE YOU GUYS! Steve and Mike are the HOTTEST guys in Happy Valley. QUESTION: Are you guys single, and will you email me? You won't regret it!
STATE COLLEGE, Pennsylvania, United States - November 13, 2002 at 6:13 PM EST
In regards to the new additions to the links, my vote is No, beauty pagents are not sporting events.
NC, Pennsylvania, United States - November 12, 2002 at 5:10 PM EST
We will be playing Thursday jan. 2nd at Eclipse/Hardware bar in Harrisburg, PA with Vanilla Ice (tentative)
United States - November 12, 2002 at 3:30 PM EST
Where's the halloween pictures? I must see this spectacle.
United States - November 11, 2002 at 3:44 PM EST
Were you guys serious about playing with Vanilla Ice? When is that?
United States - November 9, 2002 at 2:06 PM EST
and the speelcheck!
United States - November 6, 2002 at 11:18 AM EST
I love Brain AND Velvetta!
United States - November 5, 2002 at 12:46 PM EST
I love BRAIN too
United States - November 5, 2002 at 5:31 AM EST
George needs to ask my roomate out on a date. NOW!!
United States - November 5, 2002 at 1:08 AM EST
Mike Lee is damn hot, no doubt, but Brain is awesome, Bones is the nicest guy you'll ever meet, Brent is hysterical, and Steve is a cutie (and that voice makes me melt everytime I hear Whitesnake)!!!!!
United States - November 4, 2002 at 10:20 PM EST
I definitely have to agree with the girls of State College ( I used to be one myself)...Mike is damn hot. Are you guys ever coming back to Philly?
Philly, United States - November 4, 2002 at 4:23 PM EST
You guys are all great, but we think that it is important to say how hot Mike Lee is. It hasn't been said enough in this guestbook and he deserves to hear it. Keep up the great work Mike!!!
The Girls of State College
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - November 3, 2002 at 5:16 PM EST
You guys were awesome last night! It was the first time I saw you, and I have to say those were the most amazing costumes I have ever seen! (the best I saw all night..by far!) I can't believe you guys kept them on the whole time, it looked a little uncomfortable! :) Do you ever play in Wilkes Barre?
University Park, Pennsylvania, United States - November 1, 2002 at 11:03 AM EST
I've got a golden ticket.
United States - November 1, 2002 at 10:39 AM EST
If anyone has any photos from the halloween show, please send me some! I got nuttin...
United States - November 1, 2002 at 10:35 AM EST
Please post pictures of last night's Halloween performance as soon as possible.
Jam Master Jay - King of Rock. I'm wearing my green and white Adidas shoes with no laces today. Much love and respect to his family. Increase the peace - no violence.
Wonkaville, United States - November 1, 2002 at 9:35 AM EST
God bless Jam Master Jay!!
United States - October 31, 2002 at 11:44 PM EST
You were right. I should have called off work and come to State College for the weekend!
NC, Pennsylvania, United States - October 31, 2002 at 11:12 PM EST
United States - October 31, 2002 at 5:05 PM EST
God Bless Jam Master J!
United States - October 31, 2002 at 3:50 PM EST
Kicking and screaming was half the fun!
Sorry if we embarrassed you...all's fair in the world of embarrassing dance moves!
Chalk one up to "New Experiences"
United States - October 27, 2002 at 9:44 PM EST
I'm sure noone would have been impressed by the kicking and screaming part that happened right before that though.
United States - October 27, 2002 at 3:00 PM EST
I need to start editing before I click "submit"!
United States - October 27, 2002 at 11:21 AM EST
I guess they are right...absence does make the heart grow fonder!
Fablous show last night boys! Everytime you come around we have more and more fun (even though you made me touch myself on stage again). Every show is better than the last!
...and Steve...they're right, now that you've got time on your hands, maybe you should look into pole dancing with beautiful women as a second career! :)
Hey Uncle Ernie and George....ROCK ON!!!
LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
Western, Pennsylvania, United States - October 27, 2002 at 11:17 AM EST
Steve, you da man!
The way you worked that pole, you should seriously consider a dancing career on those off nights!
United States - October 27, 2002 at 8:29 AM EST
One of these days O'Doyle, your going down.
Gilmore, United States - October 25, 2002 at 3:58 PM EDT
I like chatting in Icelandic the best! O'Doyle Rules!
United States - October 24, 2002 at 3:13 PM EDT
Well Dudeman, it's quite simple actually. All you have to do is make up a name, type that into the username spot. Pick a room from the drop down menus (if you are feeling saucy you may create your own room). Press "Chat" if anyone is in the room you selected or created you may chat with them. If you want to create an account, you may but it is not necessary. The instructions are on the top of the page. YOU CAN DO IT MAN!!!! :)
Cheeseland, United States - October 22, 2002 at 5:36 PM EDT
I tried to use the chat room (a great idea but it should be a no-brainer) and I was totally confused. Any instructions how to get a no-brain-cell-puke like me up and running? Can you clarify on the instructions? Imagine for a moment that you've spent the last 8 years drinking and staying up REAAAAAAAALLLLLY late.
Rocket Town, United States - October 21, 2002 at 9:31 PM EDT
Harrisburg? You still there? I hope so...
Tulsa, Oklahoma, United States - October 21, 2002 at 3:04 PM EDT
Gotta LOVE homecoming weekend! :)
United States - October 19, 2002 at 6:25 PM EDT
halloween is a surprise.....come to the crowbar and find out!
United States - October 18, 2002 at 11:09 AM EDT
I was hoping to see you guys at the Cafe tonight for my 22nd birthday, but you're not going to be there?!?!?!? See you at the Saloon on Saturday! :)
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - October 17, 2002 at 6:57 PM EDT
Hey... what are you guys being for halloween this year??
PSU, Pennsylvania, United States - October 17, 2002 at 12:49 PM EDT
Great job at Brownie's on Saturday night. Thanks to Mike for getting the Hooters in there. Looking forward to seeing you boys at Coyote in November.
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, United States - October 16, 2002 at 10:33 AM EDT
I thought the show at Nick's was great! It was good to see John again too. Awesome job on the bass! I always tell my friends that a night out to hear Velveeta is a guaranteed night of fun and good music. You've never let me down yet. See you in December!
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - October 15, 2002 at 3:12 PM EDT
I was hoping someone could give me some info on an inexpensive hotel/ motel room in State College area. I will be in town the first or second weekend of November.
Looking foward to a Velveeta show! HAven't seen ya guys since a few shows ago in Sharon. I need my cheese fix! drop me an email if you have any info on a room. firstname.lastname@example.org
Bath, Pennsylvania, United States - October 14, 2002 at 10:04 AM EDT
And here I thought the Pittsburgh show was a pretty good one for us.......... Goes to show what I know.... Thank you for putting us in our place people. :)
United States - October 13, 2002 at 5:45 PM EDT
Geez, I agree with the last guy. We all should be happy that they even played. They are only going to be in pgh. twice all fall! Take advantage of it and quit yer bitchin'. Besides, I bet most of you have had drunken bad nights before.
Nothin' but love for the cheese!
a concerned fan
pgh, Pennsylvania, United States - October 10, 2002 at 2:13 PM EDT
where's the cheese love? they disappoint one time and you are all over them. Processed foods need love too.
P.S. happy cows make happy cheese
California, United States - October 10, 2002 at 1:24 PM EDT
Yeah, i heard that about Jager. "Dude, I can't play anymore..I'm going home." :)
United States - October 9, 2002 at 5:32 PM EDT
Hey Pooper. Try Jagermeister. Problem solved.
United States - October 9, 2002 at 1:44 PM EDT
Did anyone like the show at Nick's?
United States - October 9, 2002 at 10:53 AM EDT
what the hell happened to you guys Sat night? Too much action in Juniata? I didn't even have one tied on- and you guys were done.
pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - October 8, 2002 at 9:01 PM EDT
Im really disappointed you guys won't be playing at the cafe on thursdays! that was my favorite day, guess I'll have to be an avid saloon goer!
Just dont stop playing altogether, Id be heartbroken.
United States - October 8, 2002 at 5:50 PM EDT
Yeah, I aggre! Single White Asian Male ROCKS!
D.U.M.B.Y. Mc Idongetity
United States - October 8, 2002 at 11:17 AM EDT
Do you guys know any S.W.A.M.? They are going to be the next big thing.
United States - October 7, 2002 at 8:24 PM EDT
Don't be too harsh!!! I only remember 2 "today's hits" songs... Little Black Backpack and Without Me... besides Mike does such a good job as Slim Shady and "The Freak" was entertaining, so we should give them a break.
I'll welcome any of there songs whenever they are around!!!
N.C., Pennsylvania, United States - October 7, 2002 at 6:14 PM EDT
I have to say I agree with the last two entries.
United States - October 6, 2002 at 10:01 PM EDT
I love you guys and try to never miss a show in pgh. but i have to say that i'm disappointed with the show last night at nick's. what was with all the 90's songs? you're not called velveeta for nothing. people come to here the eighties and see you guys perform the great songs. if we want all that 90's stuff we could just turn on the radio. i like some of the 90's stuff you play, don't get me wrong, but that's not what your true fans come to hear. thanks for letting me say my peace i hope you don't disappoint on 12/28 at nick's. i'll be there!!
pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - October 6, 2002 at 5:37 PM EDT
Pittsburgh has too many back-up dancers!
United States - October 6, 2002 at 3:45 AM EDT
I think you need me as a back-up a dancer...
United States - October 5, 2002 at 2:53 AM EDT
I must say the resemblance to Bones is uncanny. I better get back to work before someone asks why I am playing drums in my office...later!
Bob (a.k.a. Mike)
Gaithersburg, Maryland, United States - October 3, 2002 at 4:21 PM EDT
If any of you have ever wanted to play drums like Bones, here is your chance!!
United States - October 3, 2002 at 3:00 PM EDT
you guys make 21 so much fun! the cheese runs in the family i guess!
..ever since that fateful night at the grape street pub when i was 17. (damn, it's been YEARS boys)
i may be the youngest but i can be just as wild as the rest of them :) where do you think i got it from!
ill say hi next time :)
state college, Pennsylvania, United States - September 29, 2002 at 6:22 PM EDT
We are SOOOOO excited about the December calendar...especially since the whole gang will be around because of Christmas!!!
See ya next week at Nick's!
NC, Pennsylvania, United States - September 25, 2002 at 1:37 PM EDT
Whoa, Steve lost his pants?? And I missed it? The only thing that would have been better than that would be if Steve AND Mike lost their pants at the same time (of course only for show, not any other reason, so don't even think it!)
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States - September 19, 2002 at 10:47 PM EDT
I just wanted you guys to know how awesome you are, you're so awesome!!! I really enjoyed the performance last friday (9/13), especially when steve lost his pants!
I love safety pins
Wanamie, United States - September 17, 2002 at 9:41 PM EDT
Where are the pictures from the July 25 show at Coyote's Hardware Bar?? My friend and I got our picture taken and we want to see it!!
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, United States - September 16, 2002 at 1:51 PM EDT
United States - September 15, 2002 at 10:00 AM EDT
Hey Brent, again, Happy Birthday! Keep on rockin in the free world yo!
United States - September 12, 2002 at 1:01 PM EDT
Happy Birthday Brent. Hopefully this year'll be better than the last.
Baltimore, Maryland, United States - September 11, 2002 at 7:02 PM EDT
Another football season and I'm looking forward to hearing you guys play 99 Luft Balloons
philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States - September 11, 2002 at 5:21 PM EDT
Western PA misses you guys!!!
You spoiled us this summer.
N.C., Pennsylvania, United States - September 6, 2002 at 4:25 PM EDT
My husband and I are very fond of your band. We attend all of the Penn State Football Games and every chance we get we go to see you. We enjoy when you come to are area (Pittsburgh) because it gives us an opportunity to see you here. Thanks for all the great music!!!!!!!!
NORTH HUNTINGDON, Pennsylvania, United States - September 1, 2002 at 9:42 PM EDT
They've all got great personalities. That's what makes them "hot." You have to admit, when they do little dances on stage, it's the personalities that make them attractive and fun! It's the whole package that makes them so great!
United States - September 1, 2002 at 1:23 AM EDT
Okay so here I am sitting in my dorm room during our first football game of the season (UGA v. Clemson) and someone RIGHT OUTSIDE keeps playing Velveeta music! (First it was Pour Some Sugar On Me now it's Living On a Prayer) I MISS YOU GUYS!!!! And GO DAWGS!
Athens, Georgia, United States - August 31, 2002 at 4:41 PM EDT
I think Steve is hot. That's the bottom line. But Brent has MAJOR personality and I will gladly argue with anyone who says otherwise. If it weren't for Brent, I would not have started seeing Velveeta to begin with. BRENT ROCKS!
Athens, Georgia, United States - August 31, 2002 at 4:37 PM EDT
Geez..... things are getting a little mean here. If you don't like the members of Velveeta, why spend the time visiting their website and signing their guestbook?
Pgh, Pennsylvania, United States - August 31, 2002 at 10:41 AM EDT
You forgot a new 3-wood.
United States - August 30, 2002 at 11:29 AM EDT
grocery list: eggs, milk, personality.
United States - August 30, 2002 at 3:25 AM EDT
Signing anonymous is for pussies.
Anon, USA, United States - August 29, 2002 at 8:15 PM EDT
At least Steve has personality. That's pretty much all you need to upstage Brent.
United States - August 29, 2002 at 6:45 PM EDT
I remember when the rest of the band used to harass Brent while they were on stage. Come to think of it, there weren't too many times that Brent didn't get shit of one kind or another.
United States - August 29, 2002 at 6:11 PM EDT
Remember the good ole days when Brent was harassed in the guestbook ? The new guy must be pretty great to upstage Brent.
United States - August 29, 2002 at 3:48 PM EDT
you are SO right! My computer room is the stuffiest room in the house! When the sun comes right in the one window, I feel like i'm melting.
Let's do it. Shawwwouhhgh! He does it. If that last part isn't band related, I don't know what is.
United States - August 28, 2002 at 3:02 AM EDT
Steve is hot. Steve is hot. Steve is hot. Steve is in the band,so there....we are back to band stuff!
United States - August 27, 2002 at 10:24 PM EDT