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Welcome to the Velveeta Guestbook v2.0!
We are SOOOOO excited about the December calendar...especially since the whole gang will be around because of Christmas!!!
See ya next week at Nick's!
NC, Pennsylvania, United States - September 25, 2002 at 1:37 PM EDT
Whoa, Steve lost his pants?? And I missed it? The only thing that would have been better than that would be if Steve AND Mike lost their pants at the same time (of course only for show, not any other reason, so don't even think it!)
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States - September 19, 2002 at 10:47 PM EDT
I just wanted you guys to know how awesome you are, you're so awesome!!! I really enjoyed the performance last friday (9/13), especially when steve lost his pants!
I love safety pins
Wanamie, United States - September 17, 2002 at 9:41 PM EDT
Where are the pictures from the July 25 show at Coyote's Hardware Bar?? My friend and I got our picture taken and we want to see it!!
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, United States - September 16, 2002 at 1:51 PM EDT
United States - September 15, 2002 at 10:00 AM EDT
Hey Brent, again, Happy Birthday! Keep on rockin in the free world yo!
United States - September 12, 2002 at 1:01 PM EDT
Happy Birthday Brent. Hopefully this year'll be better than the last.
Baltimore, Maryland, United States - September 11, 2002 at 7:02 PM EDT
Another football season and I'm looking forward to hearing you guys play 99 Luft Balloons
philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States - September 11, 2002 at 5:21 PM EDT
Western PA misses you guys!!!
You spoiled us this summer.
N.C., Pennsylvania, United States - September 6, 2002 at 4:25 PM EDT
My husband and I are very fond of your band. We attend all of the Penn State Football Games and every chance we get we go to see you. We enjoy when you come to are area (Pittsburgh) because it gives us an opportunity to see you here. Thanks for all the great music!!!!!!!!
NORTH HUNTINGDON, Pennsylvania, United States - September 1, 2002 at 9:42 PM EDT
They've all got great personalities. That's what makes them "hot." You have to admit, when they do little dances on stage, it's the personalities that make them attractive and fun! It's the whole package that makes them so great!
United States - September 1, 2002 at 1:23 AM EDT
Okay so here I am sitting in my dorm room during our first football game of the season (UGA v. Clemson) and someone RIGHT OUTSIDE keeps playing Velveeta music! (First it was Pour Some Sugar On Me now it's Living On a Prayer) I MISS YOU GUYS!!!! And GO DAWGS!
Athens, Georgia, United States - August 31, 2002 at 4:41 PM EDT
I think Steve is hot. That's the bottom line. But Brent has MAJOR personality and I will gladly argue with anyone who says otherwise. If it weren't for Brent, I would not have started seeing Velveeta to begin with. BRENT ROCKS!
Athens, Georgia, United States - August 31, 2002 at 4:37 PM EDT
Geez..... things are getting a little mean here. If you don't like the members of Velveeta, why spend the time visiting their website and signing their guestbook?
Pgh, Pennsylvania, United States - August 31, 2002 at 10:41 AM EDT
You forgot a new 3-wood.
United States - August 30, 2002 at 11:29 AM EDT
grocery list: eggs, milk, personality.
United States - August 30, 2002 at 3:25 AM EDT
Signing anonymous is for pussies.
Anon, USA, United States - August 29, 2002 at 8:15 PM EDT
At least Steve has personality. That's pretty much all you need to upstage Brent.
United States - August 29, 2002 at 6:45 PM EDT
I remember when the rest of the band used to harass Brent while they were on stage. Come to think of it, there weren't too many times that Brent didn't get shit of one kind or another.
United States - August 29, 2002 at 6:11 PM EDT
Remember the good ole days when Brent was harassed in the guestbook ? The new guy must be pretty great to upstage Brent.
United States - August 29, 2002 at 3:48 PM EDT
you are SO right! My computer room is the stuffiest room in the house! When the sun comes right in the one window, I feel like i'm melting.
Let's do it. Shawwwouhhgh! He does it. If that last part isn't band related, I don't know what is.
United States - August 28, 2002 at 3:02 AM EDT
Steve is hot. Steve is hot. Steve is hot. Steve is in the band,so there....we are back to band stuff!
United States - August 27, 2002 at 10:24 PM EDT
can we just get back to band stuff on here?
United States - August 27, 2002 at 7:33 PM EDT
Try the Super 8. Sometimes they'll barter rooms for ladies.
United States - August 27, 2002 at 12:30 PM EDT
Obviously we have met Stanley!!! Let's put it this way... I would make it any number of girls to stay at PSU that weekend!! HA HA HA
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - August 25, 2002 at 11:20 PM EDT
Is that a 4 or a 9??
United States - August 25, 2002 at 10:14 PM EDT
Hey.... any helpful hints on a place 4 girls can stay for the weekend of Velveeta and the Nebraska game?
PIttsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - August 25, 2002 at 9:26 PM EDT
Actually, farmer MaMa Jackie gave me the low down. Farmer Gorgacz was out tilling the land and couldn't be of service.
N.C., Pennsylvania, United States - August 23, 2002 at 4:48 PM EDT
Who is the farmer nerd who knows all the stuff about cows???
Just kidding, but seriously...
okay...just kidding again, I know you live on a farm and all...
Milking cows rules!!! Big daddy Mark is probably so proud!
New Castle, Pennsylvania, United States - August 23, 2002 at 12:18 AM EDT
Does it really matter? I thought they were all pink on the.. oh nevermind. Beef Rules!
United States - August 22, 2002 at 11:40 PM EDT
I'm not actually in the band, but I prefer pink cows over
brown cows. I don't know what it is, they just taste
United States - August 22, 2002 at 3:38 PM EDT
I have a question for the guys out there...is there a color preference? Pink over brown, or vice versa?? Just curious...
United States - August 22, 2002 at 11:52 AM EDT
Bones! Where's the cow kit when ya need it? That was an "udderly" fantastic kit. Sounds like it would've fit right in!
United States - August 20, 2002 at 2:30 PM EDT
Nipples are neat.(size no matter)
United States - August 19, 2002 at 11:49 PM EDT
Well, basically yes, you are right. Dairy cows are big-boned, but are somewhat skinny and have larger nipples. Consequently, beef cows are fat (hense the fact we eat them) and have smaller nipples. They can however be milked; they just don't produce as much and it doesn't come out as easily...it's only enough to feed their calves.
N.C., United States - August 19, 2002 at 9:02 PM EDT
So how are beef cows different from dairy cows? Is it the size of the nipple?
United States - August 19, 2002 at 8:45 PM EDT
Dairy Appreciation Day ROCKED (all the way from the cheesy hats to the edited Wheatus "Her boyfriend's not nice.")!!!
I've never touched a cow's teets before; I only hope Chloe liked it as much as I did!!!
Pittsburgh's #1 Cow Milker
N.C., Pennsylvania, United States - August 19, 2002 at 6:24 PM EDT
P.S. Steve, you are definitely not a dork. And even if you were, you'd be the hottest dork around :)
Athens, Georgia, United States - August 16, 2002 at 8:50 PM EDT
It's been a whole month since I've seen you guys play and I miss you so much! Steve, I hope you've adjusted well to the band and are having loads of fun. You guys take care and I'll see you again, someday...
aka "Flower Girl"
Athens, Georgia, United States - August 16, 2002 at 8:47 PM EDT
United States - August 15, 2002 at 11:39 PM EDT
Easy with the language my man! Reload..reload..reload..reload..reload..reload..........
United States - August 15, 2002 at 11:38 PM EDT
United States - August 15, 2002 at 3:54 PM EDT
United States - August 15, 2002 at 1:28 PM EDT
Well boys, you've done it again (at the floating stage)? I use to thoroughly enjoy coming to your shows, but now I totally love 'em!!! Every show gets better than the last, especially with the new dance routines, guitar swings, and songs. You guys ROCK!!!
It's the dreamiest, the cheesiest, Velveeta's 80's Cheese!!!
P.S. Bones, Brent, and Steve...You were being too modest...You CAN dance!
New Castle, Pennsylvania, United States - August 11, 2002 at 8:50 PM EDT
Great Show at the floating stage! You guy's sounded great. Thanks for wishing my best friend happy birthday even though she probably doesn't remember it. See you soon.
Pgh, Pennsylvania, United States - August 10, 2002 at 7:57 PM EDT
Hey all! Saw my first cheese show last week at Cafe. I am ashamed to admit I've been in town and on the "scene" so long withoout checking you boys out! You certainly know how to rock a room! Good times! And I suppose the "new guy" will do.. at least for now! ;) He's at least good for your guestbook! ha
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - August 8, 2002 at 11:33 AM EDT
Saw you in State College 8-3. What a great time. Hope you can play in Williamsport sometime.
Williamsport, Pennsylvania, United States - August 7, 2002 at 4:00 PM EDT
Guys, what ever happened to "Run Around Sue" and "If I Had a Million Dollars"??? ... How do you feel "Mr. Bones"?
New Castle, Pennsylvania, United States - August 5, 2002 at 9:24 PM EDT
You guys play Eminem?!? We gotta hear that one and of course my all time favorite by the Divinyls (not that I'm making any special requests or anything). See you guys Wednesday night at the floating stage!!!
Jen (and the crew)
New Castle, Pennsylvania, United States - August 5, 2002 at 7:04 PM EDT
I never saw Brian smile so big on stage, like he was when the soon to be married chick was running her hands through his hair on stage at the Crowbar Saturday night while he played the guitar.
Seriously, you guys still rock and the new guy is pretty damn good too.
Philly, Pennsylvania, United States - August 5, 2002 at 3:33 PM EDT
Does "Solo Acoustic Steve" provide any other services . . . ?
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - August 5, 2002 at 1:04 PM EDT
GUYS, what can i say, the past 4 years have been great, i loved coming to the saloon, cafe 210 and especially the crowbar to see you play as much as i could. you are and always will be my favorite band to go see. thanks for making my graduation night a night to remember. i downloaded your cd selection, and would love to see all your songs on the web to have access to, if not sell a copy of your cd's online. i would buy them!! thanks for everything,
Allentown, Pennsylvania, United States - August 4, 2002 at 11:50 PM EDT
Hey! We came up for my sister's graduation and what better way to celebrate than seeing Velveeta! It was the first time we saw Steve with the band (you kicked ass!!)...Loved Jimmy Eat World and Eminem, you guys should do some more new stuff. It sounded great! Thanks for making it such a fun night!
Philly, Pennsylvania, United States - August 4, 2002 at 8:25 PM EDT
I heard that Steve and Vern were going to tour together. It's disappointing that Dr. Love's jealousy and rage took over and broke the band up before it ever took off. "What are you standing there for?!!!!"
United States - August 4, 2002 at 4:23 PM EDT
If you call and order within the next twenty-four hours you'll get not one.....not two.......but three sets of Ginsu (tm) steak knives!!! They slice they dice and they're yours free with your order of "Solo Acoustic Steve"!!!
* Offer not valid in valid in Hawaii or Alaska.
To Good To Be True
Pueblo, Colorado, United States - August 4, 2002 at 4:15 PM EDT
You guys are dicks! Why can't everyone just leave me and my dorky self alone!
United States - August 4, 2002 at 3:43 AM EDT
So you're saying that for that low, low price, I can hear Steve sing "Girl Eyed Brown" right here in my own living room? That can't be true! If I act now do I get a free "American Pie" duet with Bones (a value worth $295.99)?
Shocked and Amazed
United States - August 4, 2002 at 1:49 AM EDT
That's right! Steve is currently available for solo acoustic gigs! If you have $499.99* (visa/MC accepted) and a Monday night open, call today! He'll play for you and your friends, and for an extra $99, you can hear brown eyed girl backwards! That's right...BACKWARDS! Call and reserve your Solo Steve today!
*does not include mandatory sound system charge of $500.01
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - August 3, 2002 at 8:47 PM EDT
Yeah, who said you can talk
United States - August 3, 2002 at 5:01 PM EDT
Mind your own beeswax!
United States - August 3, 2002 at 3:33 PM EDT
To Entry 430: Word on the street is that Steve IS single!! Here's what I've heard: Brent and Brian both have serious live-in girlfriends, Mike has censored this site, Bones has a wife and a child, and Steve is very available! Just thought you'd be interested!
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - August 3, 2002 at 11:10 AM EDT
I just checked out your site!! It's awesome! I still remember John from when he was working at Mike's video and driving his little red chevette!! It's really cool to see that your group has had some success!! And your music ROCKS!! Keep it up!
Greenville, South Carolina, United States - August 2, 2002 at 2:47 PM EDT
I just wanted to say that I love the pics from the Gateway Clipper, except for the one of me with the guys who laughed at me when I tripped on nothing. Although. they were nice to me afterwards. See you at the floating stage on wednesday!
New Castle, Pennsylvania, United States - August 1, 2002 at 11:00 PM EDT
No offense to the rest of the group...but this message is JUST for John "Bones" Harper....so if the rest of you would simply look the other way....thanks.
John Harper! What is up?!?! Very cool site! Congrats on avoiding the "day job" routine!
Greenville, South Carolina, United States - July 31, 2002 at 2:21 PM EDT
I thought the wolf thing was because of Bry's little story about him in his Bio. This is how rumors start! Poor Steve.
United States - July 29, 2002 at 12:16 AM EDT
I certainly hope entry 428 was a joke---otherwise, it was pretty damn rude. All of you girls need to get a hold on the hormones--the boys are only about the music ya know! HA!!
United States - July 28, 2002 at 10:56 PM EDT
I think you should make Guido Plastica the 6th band member. With his talent he would make a damn fine backup singer! Not to mention with his good looks, he might take away some of the attention that Steve and Brent seem to get so much of!
ROCK ON GUIDO!!!
N C, United States - July 28, 2002 at 9:06 PM EDT
Hey thanks for letting me hang on stage with you guys the other night, it was wild! Last time I stage dive though, I felt like a chicken at an Alice Cooper show! Man, by the end I was flat on the floor, it felt like someone squeezed the life outta me!
United States - July 28, 2002 at 8:01 PM EDT
I saw you guys at Hot Rod Cafe for the first time and let me tell you, YOU ARE AWESOME! I read the guest book entries and I see that Brent is quite the ladies man. However, Steve is totally hot!!! Hey Steve, are you single??? I like the way you worked that blowup doll!!!!
Sharon, Pennsylvania, United States - July 28, 2002 at 3:14 PM EDT
Once again, fabulous show at Hot Rod on Friday! We always have a great time when you guys are around. I have a ton of new pics for you Brian (several include a blow-up doll). I'm going to try 2 different ways to get them to you...but it's only fair that I get to see the video of "I Touch Myself" as a fair trade!!!
New Castle, Pennsylvania, United States - July 28, 2002 at 12:47 PM EDT
So, are you guys gonna bring "Hungry Like the Wolf" back now that you've got that "Wolf Boy" playing bass? Maybe you could let him sing "Bark At the Moon" too.
United States - July 27, 2002 at 11:19 AM EDT
You would know..Where the Down Boys Go!!!
United States - July 25, 2002 at 10:19 AM EDT
No one pulls off glam rock like Canadians, they're just so glamier!
United States - July 25, 2002 at 6:05 AM EDT
Hey, Im not sure if everyone has been keeping up with HOTT ROXX like I have, but they have updated their site, and the front page includes a show pic (notice the caution tape) featuring some home-made pyro! (that must be the 'hott' part that apparently 'roxx'..) Also, notice the singer is back..they must have finally picked him up for practice~ Long live Hott Roxx!
(you can access this band on our cool links-> music section..)
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - July 24, 2002 at 9:07 PM EDT
Looking forward to seeing you guys tomorrow at Coyote Hardware. Bring the digital camera with you so you can get some pictures of the Cheese-Head fans in Harrisburg!!
Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania, United States - July 24, 2002 at 1:53 PM EDT
I went to the show on Friday at M2 and thought you guys were so awesome. I was jamming and dancing along with my 2 best girlfriends and we think you guys are really cool. I loved youre lil version of Keep your hands to yourself. We had so much fun and when my best friend turns 21 this week she is so going to see you at Nicks in August. If you have any merchandise that I can get her for her Bday let me know and I'll get her something.
Carnegie, Pennsylvania, United States - July 23, 2002 at 11:26 PM EDT
I took my friend Trish to the show at Nick's..we had an awesome time! It was her first Cheese experience! Lotsa fun and the new guy is cool, he's a youngn' huh? See you maybe Friday in Sharon!
United States - July 21, 2002 at 8:18 PM EDT
awesome show last night guys!!!!! as always, you guys f'n rock!
p.s. where can i order a cd?
houston, Pennsylvania, United States - July 21, 2002 at 10:02 AM EDT
Well I don't know about Steve's ass, but he sure is a nice guy. It's what's on the INSIDE that counts! That's what I tell myself.
Bri- I just read the Farewell To Me page. Thanks so much for writing down what we could never say to each other in person! I'm very touched and I even teared up a little bit. I'm such a sap.
Thanks again to everybody who came out for my last show on June 29, and to all who've emailed and signed the Guestbook to wish me well. My last show was a very special time and I'll never forget it - at least, not the parts I remember anyway. And we have videotape so I can relive the parts I forgot! Something to show my grandkids one day... "Look Timmy! That's me on stage 45 years ago suffering what we called a 'blackout'. Sure had a lot of fun, son!"
Take care and I'll see you soon!
a.k.a. Dudeman, Johnnay, Mr. Marshell, etc.
Boalsburg, Pennsylvania, United States - July 17, 2002 at 9:44 PM EDT
The new guy has a great ASS! Saw it at the Crowbar on Saturday. It pays to have good seats.
United States - July 16, 2002 at 9:47 AM EDT
Yeah baby! My girls are right, you guys were great on the boat. Steve is awesome. And I love the pic of Jen on your site. Can't wait for shads, hell yeah.
New Castle, Pennsylvania, United States - July 15, 2002 at 10:27 PM EDT
I just wanted to say that I had a blast on the Party Liner and was VERY excited to see the pic of my friend, Jen in the spotlight! She is definatly one of the the biggest Velveeta fans around, and probably the biggest cheese fan in western PA.
new castle, Pennsylvania, United States - July 11, 2002 at 11:48 PM EDT
You guys were totally awesome on the Party Liner!!! We loved Steve...he makes an excellent replacement (amazing voice). I am also very honored to be one of the only visible fans on the Party Liner Pictures page.
Can't wait to see you all at Shad's in good 'ole New Castle next week...and don't worry, we are forming a crowd to join us!!!
New Castle, Pennsylvania, United States - July 11, 2002 at 6:06 PM EDT
Hey guys just a little note to say goodbye to the Dudeman,and a welcome to Steve. Hope all is well.
Keep on rockin out .
Archbald, Pennsylvania, United States - July 11, 2002 at 2:32 PM EDT
you guys are awesome!!!! my friends and i absolutely love you guys and are always excited to see you. the party liner was a blast--you should definitely do that again sometime soon!
it was great to meet you... can't wait till next weekend!
p.s. the new guy kicked ass!
houston, Pennsylvania, United States - July 11, 2002 at 1:28 PM EDT
So should we expect this guest book to be filled with mindless rants from Anthony of Tonestack now?
United States - July 11, 2002 at 1:16 PM EDT
Ooops....the show was Friday.....it was a long holiday weekend.....
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - July 8, 2002 at 10:26 PM EDT
You guys rocked (as always) Saturday night on the Party Liner. Lots of fun, I hope you do that again. Your set was great - two Poison and two Femmes songs - nice! The new guy kicked ass! Can't wait to see you at Nick's.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - July 8, 2002 at 10:24 PM EDT
Hey Guys! I was at your show friday on the gateway clipper....it was great!! I met everyone at the end, me and my friend Kelly. Can't wait till M2 and Nick's in two weekends!!!!
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - July 8, 2002 at 12:16 PM EDT
Yo! When are you coming to Harrisburg!!! You need to come back to Coyotes! For real, I've been catching your shows for the past 5 years everywhere from PSU to P-burgh. I'm living in Harrisburg now and the music scene pretty much sucks!!
Harrisburg/Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - July 7, 2002 at 11:01 PM EDT
Steve, you were wonderful last night. Even though no one could ever replace John, you are definitely the next best thing!
I can't wait to see y'all in Altoona Saturday night for my last show ever. No more Velveeta for me :(
Anyway, much love and luck to you Steve. I'll miss you all.
--Your Flower Girl
State College/Athens, Georgia, United States - July 5, 2002 at 4:12 PM EDT
I was at the show last night. We miss you John. It just isn't the same without you. I don't know if I can go to another cheesy show again.
United States - July 5, 2002 at 3:55 PM EDT
John I'm so sad I missed your last show. Best wishes always. Iím leaving Monday myself for Florida so I will always remember your era in Velveeta as my best band worshiping days.
Steve I saw your first show last night and I think you fit in wonderfully. Itís only right that if one hottie leaves the band they have to replace him with another hottie. May all the future Velveeta fans adore you as much as I know I would have if I got to stick around.
Pennsylvania, United States - July 5, 2002 at 11:44 AM EDT
Hey all, just wanted to thank my fellow cheese gang web style for a great first show, broken g-string and all.. (if you have to ask, don't) Anywho, lookin forward to a road of good times!
SC, Pennsylvania, United States - July 5, 2002 at 2:54 AM EDT
Kick ass on your first show, Steve!
United States - July 4, 2002 at 12:04 AM EDT
Saturday night's show was incredible. It was very fun, yet sad at the same time. State of Love and Trust was awesome---even though you didn't think it sounded good. You are all amazing musicians and John will definitely be missed. But I am sure you will always kick some serious ass...Long live the cheese!!!
Philly, Pennsylvania, United States - July 2, 2002 at 2:04 PM EDT
Where to begin...until learning of Dudeman's departure from the band earlier this year, I thought there were three certainties in life: death, taxes, and Dudeman standing on the right side of the stage busting what appears to be a move while singing Mickey.
I can still (amazingly) recall first seeing Velveeta on what so happened to be Dudeman's birthday in October of 1996. From that point on, I spent the better part of the next 3 years through grad school watching Velveeta two, three, and sometimes four times a weekend. The awesome memories of that period of my life are countless. Having always been a fan of live music and an avid guitarist, Velveeta - and Matthews in particular, allowed me to feel part of something I only wish I had enough talent to be part of...and I truly appreciate that more than John or anyone in the band could know.
I don't want this to sound like an obituary...it is just the beginning of the next chapter for Velveeta, and I know it will be a good one...I will still look forward to seeing the band play whenever I visit State College in the future. On that note, I wish the best of luck to Steve from BSG. I look forward to seeing you play as part of Velveeta the next time I head up to state.
On a side note, I just wanted to mention how cool it was to see the Zipper and the Summer of '69 guy singing with the band. It definitely stirred the memories and made the night better than I thought it could be.
Long live the Dudeman and best of luck to John, Megan, Faith, the dog, and the gimp that lives in the toolshed outback (kidding ;-). The best of times in your life are only beginning with the family...keep in touch dudeman.
Gaithersburg, Maryland, United States - July 2, 2002 at 2:01 AM EDT
I spelled tongue wrong!!! Oops. Long live the Dudeman!!!
Philly, Pennsylvania, United States - June 30, 2002 at 9:56 PM EDT
Saturday @ the Crowbar was the shiznit!!!! DudeMan, you will be very missed. I wouldn't have missed that show for the world. Once again I got sloppy drunk and stole Enter Sandman and the backups for Glory Days from the man of honor. Sorry John. That's what happens when Mike and Velveeta mixes it up. By the way, thanks for gettin me the tounge, Mike!!!! Love you John. The cheese rules!!!!!
Philly, Pennsylvania, United States - June 30, 2002 at 9:41 PM EDT
just saw the last show with john matthews...you surely will be missed! velveeta rocks!
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - June 30, 2002 at 3:12 AM EDT