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Anonymous #1155 (IF that is your real name, eh?),
To some degree you are correct about the dynamic-duo, Mike & Steve, but hell,.........you totally forgot about Brent! I mean, you can just, like, watch him, you know? No motorcycles, no Goldschlager Hot-tay wenches, nothing but sheer .......uh,...watchability?! Yea, his tremendous Watchability is simply inexplicable. And it's not only inexplicable in Happy Valley, it's inexplicable throughout the whole farking universe. I think this Cheese thing, is like, ...so,..so farking inexplicably Watchable, it's recoculous!!!! And I stand behind that statement 99.49%.
Rock on !!
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - November 6, 2003 at 12:47 PM EST
What do you mean the two hottest guys in State College music? Hell, I'd say two of the hottest guys in music period, not just limited to Happy Valley!
United States - November 6, 2003 at 11:09 AM EST
Can we please stop talking about this Goldschlager chick? We're taking away from the glory that is Mike and Steve, the two hottest guys in State College music. I saw Steve crusing on his motorcycle once, It was glorius!!!! The only thing that could have topped that is if Mike was riding behind him. Perhaps a sidecar?
United States - November 6, 2003 at 10:54 AM EST
goldschlager girl is Kim! She seems to be a hot topic these days... Rightfully so! She is a Hot-tay!
United States - November 6, 2003 at 9:09 AM EST
I'm a freakin cartoon!!! Cut me some slack, Doc!
United States - November 5, 2003 at 8:38 PM EST
So, what was the theme on Halloween? Twas a busy night for the Squadron and I was unable to attend? Did it top Willy Wonka and the Oompa-Loompas? I was just kinda wondering.....
Outhouse Attack Squadron
Tamaqua, Pennsylvania, United States - November 5, 2003 at 6:48 PM EST
United States - November 5, 2003 at 6:31 PM EST
I'm about to go grocery shopping at Wegmans. Can you meet me in
aisle 7 next to the potted meats? Then could you give me a hug?
That would be the best part of my night tonight! Who knows, maybe
if you play your cards right I'll even let you help me unload my
produce (if you know what I mean, wink) X O X O
Your Biggest Fan...
United States - November 5, 2003 at 6:30 PM EST
Jimmmy, grow up and talk to the "goldschlger" girl at the next velveeta show... Same goes for bugs bunny (If that is what you are meaning in your entry)
United States - November 5, 2003 at 6:30 PM EST
Someone!!! Anyone!!! Who is this Jimmy guy! I gots to have him!!! If anyone knows this Jimmy guy, let me know. Can a bunny get a table dance!!!! Oh Jimmy, I will find you. And when I do, I will take you to realms of which you have never seen.
Philly, United States - November 5, 2003 at 2:36 PM EST
Now thats a nifty idea. Did I just say nifty?????? What a dork....
United States - November 4, 2003 at 5:11 PM EST
A chat sessions sounds great! Get it on!
United States - November 4, 2003 at 2:42 PM EST
Are you serious?
United States - November 4, 2003 at 2:22 PM EST
I saw where you guys wanted to know what us fans thought about a Velveeta chat session (What's New). I think it would be great! What about the rest of you?
United States - November 4, 2003 at 1:32 PM EST
Had a great time Friday night, you guys are the best. Steve thanks for the hug, that was best part of the night. I'm coming down for Nick's on the 22nd, and I want another hug from you.
United States - November 3, 2003 at 1:13 PM EST
I a Penn State Alum that has moved to Florida.. I am visiting Nov. 14-17 and I am stoked.. I can't wait to get my cheese on at the Saloon..
Sunrise, Florida, United States - November 3, 2003 at 12:25 PM EST
Hey guys... Thanks for letting me come up and make a fool of myself again.. I met your two buddies Michele and Erin and they're the coolest ever!!!! Don't forget to give them the big shout out at the next show. They love you guys!!! Take care and I'll see you again real soon. XXXOOOO!!!!!!
Philly, Pennsylvania, United States - November 2, 2003 at 2:38 AM EST
Some body? Anybody? Brown eyed goldschlager bandana girl? Who are you? You guys rocked last week... I had to miss last night but I can't wait to get my cheese fix tonight! Rock on boys!
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - November 1, 2003 at 10:24 AM EST
Steve, you didn't do anything wrong. You are hot =)
Don't listen to anyone else!
State College, United States - October 31, 2003 at 6:19 PM EST
Tonight is the night, can't wait to get my cheese on.
United States - October 31, 2003 at 10:08 AM EST
Where'd Rita go? Gimmie some o'dat water ice good lovin'!
United States - October 30, 2003 at 6:13 PM EST
What the hell did I do? The halloween extravaganza is planned for Friday Night. Please stop accusing me of clock abuse.
United States - October 30, 2003 at 5:50 PM EST
Hey Spell Checker, let's not forget to end questions with a question mark!
United States - October 30, 2003 at 5:17 PM EST
If you going to write in this guestbook please double check your spelling (#1132) and grammar (#1128). It's almost disturbing to think that these people are more than likely Penn State students, or worse yet graduates. What has happened to that fine institution of learning to allow such abuse of the English language. For shame..........
United States - October 30, 2003 at 5:05 PM EST
Joy of joys, I'll bring the nickles!
United States - October 30, 2003 at 4:45 PM EST
Well on my calendar it says tomorrow is Halloween. But if Steve says it is tonight, I will go and see them tonight.
United States - October 30, 2003 at 3:47 PM EST
listen "Me"...its Halloween when Steve says its Halloween!!
United States - October 30, 2003 at 3:29 PM EST
Why will it be late because of Steve. Explain please.
United States - October 30, 2003 at 3:22 PM EST
Looks like someone (Steve) didn't set ALL of they're clocks back.. Halloween is gonna be late because of you!
United States - October 30, 2003 at 12:55 PM EST
Whose the brown eyed goldschlager girl in your pictures??? Hook a brother up guys!
STate College, Pennsylvania, United States - October 30, 2003 at 11:04 AM EST
Hey can't wait until Friday night, it is going to be great. What are you guys dressing up as this year, it will be hard to beat last years outfits. See you there.
Altoona, United States - October 28, 2003 at 4:45 PM EST
You guys play Midnight Oil - Beds are Burning? Could you please.
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - October 28, 2003 at 1:55 PM EST
I WAS IN STATE COLLEGE TWO WEEKS AGO AND HADN'T BEEN THERE IN 4 YEARS, MY FRIENDS TOOK ME TO THE SALOON BECAUSE U WE'RE THERE........I'D FORGOTTEN HOW GOOD OF A TIME IT ALWAYS IS WHEN YOUR ON STAGE......U GUYS ROCK!!!!
danville, Pennsylvania, United States - October 27, 2003 at 9:01 PM EST
Steve has an absolutely fabulous girlfriend that you all would love!!
United States - October 27, 2003 at 5:27 PM EST
No, I hear he has a girlfriend. What's this about Oompa Loompa's???????
United States - October 27, 2003 at 4:47 PM EST
Show was great on Thursday night at the Hard Rock, I could watch you play 3 or 4 times a week. You need to play more often around Pittsburgh, it is getting harder and harder to travel to State College. But I will to see you guys play, and mostly to watch Steve, he is just so HOT.
United States - October 27, 2003 at 3:23 PM EST
Is Steve single?
United States - October 27, 2003 at 1:59 PM EST
ok, i cant type today, you know i meant oompa-loompas.
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - October 27, 2003 at 11:44 AM EST
how are you guys ever gonna top the oompa-loopma costumes this year?!?
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - October 27, 2003 at 11:41 AM EST
Thanks guys for the great show at Bobby Dale's last night. Sorry there weren't as many people as you guys are used to. The people here are just not aware of the power of the cheese yet! But I will make it my mission to change all that! Thanks again, it was so awesome not to have to drive an hour plus just to get home.
Greensburg, Pennsylvania, United States - October 26, 2003 at 8:39 PM EST
Oh, and thanks Brent for helping the bartender SCOOT us out! It was very thoughtful!
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - October 26, 2003 at 12:37 PM EST
Thank you Adorable George for keepin the sound kicken for another awesome V show...we luv ya!
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - October 26, 2003 at 12:36 PM EST
Great show guys. Brian Congrats on the engagement, Brent make sure Brian puts my link up, Mike, You Rock, Bones, I always enjoy the shots, and Steve....give me my underwear back you no laundry doin m-Fer....Actually, i guess that makes up for drinking a beer through your moldy sock in Canada....love ya Bro.
Statecollege, Pennsylvania, United States - October 25, 2003 at 7:00 AM EDT
I saw you guys at The Saloon last week and you rock. You have to play some shows in Northeast Philly. And thanks for playing Georgia Satellites.
Philly, Pennsylvania, United States - October 24, 2003 at 11:23 PM EDT
Steve, my friends told me you were cute. That was a great show and I am now a loyal fan. Thanks for the dance!!
United States - October 24, 2003 at 6:38 PM EDT
yep...I can't read worth a crap....doh! Oh well, Congrats to Brian anyhow. Great show at the Hard Rock Cafe guys. A lot of different songs, and that was great. You kept teasing again..this time, it was Rush, and I did hear Mike with a little Smashing Pumkins tease in there too. Thanks for the invite to sing, it was fun as usual. And I gotsome free Jack Daniels stuff. What a great night to party with the cheese. Can't wait till next month, but I'm sure I'm gonna have to anyway. Again, great show!
United States - October 24, 2003 at 11:58 AM EDT
Chuck, look again, it's Brian not Brent. But congrats to Brian she is a lucky girl.
United States - October 23, 2003 at 11:26 AM EDT
Wow...what a book..first the new years thing, then the Mike thing...and not a girl with holes..or was it the shirt? oh well, can't wait for the Hard Rock tonight....I can smell the scent of cheese wafting across the river into my office.....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
PS: Brent is engaged? congrats.
PIttsburgh, United States - October 23, 2003 at 11:20 AM EDT
Congrats on your engagement Brian! She's a lucky gal!
United States - October 22, 2003 at 5:15 PM EDT
You too Brent. lol
United States - October 22, 2003 at 4:38 PM EDT
Steve - you'll still look cute no matter what you wear.
United States - October 22, 2003 at 4:37 PM EDT
Don't you listen to that Steve.. The Fashion Conscious Fan is probably also screaming "Deb Shop!"... Anyway, I never knew fashion conscious people went to Yesturday's Party.
I love pleather pants!
United States - October 22, 2003 at 3:46 PM EDT
you are so cute, but that shirt you wore at yesterday's party saturday (and have worn on many other occasions) is taking away from your mojo! my grandfather used to wear shirts like that back in 1982. you're cute, the shirt is not. please burn it.
--a fashion conscious fan
Pennsylvania, United States - October 22, 2003 at 3:42 PM EDT
I took a look and the shirt doesn't come across as slutty... but it's screaming "Deb Shop!" loud and clear.
United States - October 22, 2003 at 11:12 AM EDT
Rita Rocks Like Fuck!!!!!!!!!!
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - October 21, 2003 at 5:29 PM EDT
SWEAT,...huh? SWEET...........SWEET...........Honestly, I MEANT SWEET
(all in motion of a spell checker, say aye?)
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - October 21, 2003 at 4:20 PM EDT
Thank you!! Some of the shit people concern themselves with is sillier that hell. You nailed it when you said "...they just want to go out and have a good time". The down side is that the folks who thrive on the drama and the critiques of "slutty" fashion decisions aren't going to go away.
So, Kudos to you, WTF (I'm feeling ya') and my advice to all of you dear, sweat people....is.....wear your slutty attire with pride, snap off as many snapshots as you so desire, and at the end of the day you can say........fa-kit!!!
Swingin' Maxwell's hammer from around the way,
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - October 21, 2003 at 2:39 PM EDT
Lovely Rita - You tend to be the only one who ever has anything worth reading in this guestbook.
As for the "slutty" shirted girls, I too am in a lot of pictures, and as far as I know there is nothing going on...I just like to listen to them perform, as I am sure they do.
What they have on is far from "slutty". Get off their back, they just want to go out and have a good time.
PSU, Pennsylvania, United States - October 21, 2003 at 2:15 PM EDT
Well I looked at the pictures that are being discussed, and I don't see in what way is the shirt with the holes in it "slutty" I have seen a lot worse, showing A LOT worse then that, they just so happen to be the one's in the pictures during that night. So stop given them shit. I am in a lot of pictures and not one of them do I look like a "slut".
United States - October 21, 2003 at 1:14 PM EDT
I hate to bother you again, I know you have a lot more photos to peruse in the velveeta archives, but I think we are left with a few decisions to be made.
In light of the recent "Slutty" shirt ordeal.....we have two choices.....
1.) We must petition the Cheese to limit the number of photos including garments deemed "slutty" to the number of, in round numbers lets say,..2.5
2.) We get the Cheese to promote a "Slutty" shirt contest at each and every venue for the next couple of weeks, with a semi-final and championship event occuring at New Years, with Pictures o'plenty at each venue for the Velveeta fans to vote on, comments upon, and spend countless hours,...perusing. Sounds like an excellent marketing scheme to me,........how 'bout cha, Brent?
I'll, of course, have to work of the fine details of any and all commission that I would be entitled to for any said profit that might be gained willfully, or unwillfully (for that matter), exclusively from the said competetions,.....but that is neither hither nor thither. Toodles!
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - October 21, 2003 at 12:48 PM EDT
You jealous of the "slutty" shirt? Atleast we can take comfort in that the young lady didn't look like a water balloon in a fishin' net. Why don't you don some of your slutty gear and see if they make your presence known in the Velveeta Photo archives, eh?
It's all a matter of yellow custard, ya feelin' me?
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - October 21, 2003 at 12:32 PM EDT
I was looking at the pictures from this weekend, and I'm wondering who the two girls are that appear in every picture. (one in pink, the other in some slutty shirt with holes in it) Then as I looked at other weekend pictures, I see they have appeared alot of times. Is there something we should know, boys?
United States - October 21, 2003 at 11:23 AM EDT
ATTN: Brent...this is your Aunt Ceil's buddy/adopted daughter, Karen, and I just viewed your site with her sitting next to me. We had a day out together and she had supper with us. Cool! It sounds like you guys are having alot of fun! Enjoy and keep it up! Sincerely, Karen
Hazleton, Pennsylvania, United States - October 19, 2003 at 6:59 PM EDT
I think I blew your cover, apparently anonymity and Vanilla Stoli don't mix.
United States - October 17, 2003 at 1:00 PM EDT
hey Megan, I mean "Anonymous" time will tell, oh WAIT "Aaron Boone, at the plate, Wakefield delivers his first pitch in the bottom of the 11th....... IT'S WELL STRUCK PULLED TO LEFT FIELD..........YANKEES WIN YANKEES WIN............"
Anonymous........ not Brent.......
United States - October 17, 2003 at 10:22 AM EDT
Hey Brent...I think your Yankees are finally going down tomorrow...HAHA!!
Don't worry though~ I'll buy you a shot next time I'm in town to ease the pain!!=)
Boston, Massachusetts, United States - October 15, 2003 at 9:54 PM EDT
Coo Coo Ka Chooo!
United States - October 15, 2003 at 5:57 PM EDT
LOVELY RITA ROCKS!
United States - October 15, 2003 at 11:22 AM EDT
Hey Pain in the A**,
Way to go, spoil sport!! Screw the state of the Union, I'm tapped into the heart of the Cheese......The word on the street......the essense of what it's all about in Happy Valley, the drama of what has become known as....................................V E L V E E T A!!!
Actually this is probably a right wing plot to distract us from all the subversive activity going on right under our noses. What say you, Sherlock?
Are you the Eggman?
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - October 15, 2003 at 2:54 AM EDT
Have any of you stepped back and seen how ridiculous all of this drama is? These guys are a COVER BAND - who's JOB it is to play background music while you have fun with your friends. They are there for your Entertainment, not to be your friend. Being cordial and approachable and getting you to come back and bring your friends is what puts food on their table and pays their rent. No more no less. Dont you have anything better to think about?? I'm not trying to be ultra offensive, but this is all very childish. There's real things going on out in the world - get a grip!
Pain in the A**
Unhappy Valley, Pennsylvania, United States - October 14, 2003 at 8:00 PM EDT
As for the "Crazy Kicks Ass" statement, I thought that was mean and hurtful,.............oppps, I was having another drama filled moment. What were you talking about? Oh, hair,.....i love to watch Brent's hair. He's just so.........hold on a sec.....I lost my train of thought, again...........Who was the guy who's kissing his girlfriend and you all are pissed about it??
You know....the bitchy girl calling everyone a fat ass. Who was she kissing? Directly quoting Mr. Philips, "Screw 'em!"
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - October 14, 2003 at 6:35 PM EDT
Can we comment on how Steve's crazy hair kicks ass? I was very sad when he cut it awhile back. Good to see it's back and wilder than ever. Is that ok to write or that going to offend anyone?
State College, United States - October 14, 2003 at 4:59 PM EDT
R.K....finally someone who is humorous!!!!! That's what we like.
United States - October 14, 2003 at 3:45 PM EDT
To really get the dirt watch the premiere of VH1 Behind the Music: Velveeta. Triumphs and tradgedies, personal interviews, and believe it or not the band used to be called Kraft.
United States - October 14, 2003 at 3:06 PM EDT
NICKEL NIGHT THURSDAY!!!!!!
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - October 14, 2003 at 10:43 AM EDT
I agree with Kelly needing to get a clue. If you only knew how little the bands social lives have anything to do with fans. Playing is their job. Nothing more. They appreciate their fans immensely, but their true private lives are non of anyone's business. Obviously since you don't know who is attached and who isn't. Just stay away from all of them and call it a day. They are ALL attached. A few have families and need to keep things separate. As for the 'fat ass' comment, that was truly unnecessary and hurtful. I agree with 'Someone who knows', just drop it. You'll never know the truth, it's part of the gig.
United States - October 13, 2003 at 5:23 PM EDT
You shouldn't talk badly about people you really don't know. Think about how that makes them feel. I talked to Michael Lee last time they were in town, and I think he is great guy!
Pittsburgh, United States - October 13, 2003 at 4:59 PM EDT
Their social lives are very much a part of us, because they share the info. If they didn't want us to know, why talk to the fans? I mean they tell people that they've seen at the show a time or two. You can't trust a perfect stranger with deep dark secrets! Besides, nobody was bad mouthing anyone...it was all very innocent. RELAX!
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - October 13, 2003 at 3:56 PM EDT
So, anybody want to get lucky?
United States - October 13, 2003 at 2:17 PM EDT
Yeah, I agree with #1073. If you really want to know if a particular band member has a significant other, and you are planning on trying to get lucky with him, how about ask yourself instead of throwing his business out for the world to read (whether it be fact or fiction)!?!?!? These guys are real people with real lives and real problems. Don't create more for them. I'm sure Mike really loves people writing stuff about his daughter on the site! Besides, they are so damn loveable, how/why would you want to bad mouth them!
ROCK ON GUYS!!!! We love you!
United States - October 13, 2003 at 1:47 PM EDT
4D's had more than one A-hole in the crowd. But thanks to the crack bouncer staff they could all stay and continue to get drunk and get into more fights and make everyone miserable!
United States - October 13, 2003 at 1:00 PM EDT
Mike and the mother of his child did not recently break up. I believe it has been years since they were together.
State College, United States - October 13, 2003 at 12:27 PM EDT
Who was the asshole that wanted to fight Mike at 4D's?
Pennsylvania, United States - October 13, 2003 at 11:58 AM EDT
Hey...Let's do everybody a favor shall we? Leave the
PERSONAL LIVES of the bandmembers out of the guestbook. I
know for a fact they would all appreciate that bit of common
Someone Who Knows
Here, United States - October 13, 2003 at 11:21 AM EDT
Kelly dear, get a clue.
United States - October 13, 2003 at 9:58 AM EDT
Mike recently broke up with his girlfriend, also the mother of his child. And if you've gotten a kiss from him, or any of the other band members, you ARE blessed!
Pittsbrugh, Pennsylvania, United States - October 13, 2003 at 9:45 AM EDT
Well, I think everyone in the band is pretty damn cute; although I tend to favor Brent. If they want to flirt, or whatever, so be it. Hell, why not??!! Keeps me coming back.
PSU, Pennsylvania, United States - October 13, 2003 at 8:25 AM EDT
I agree. Its his life and he should live it however he pleases. I'm sure that everyone has their own expectation on how the guys should or should not act. But, from what I have seen, he's a great guy. So, kiss on, Mike!! I love ya and I'm just sad that I haven't received mine yet :(
State College, Pennsylvania, United States - October 13, 2003 at 8:23 AM EDT
First of all...To all you girls that have nothing better to do than attack Mike, GET A LIFE! Just because he must have dissed your fat asses doesn't mean that he's a bad guy. I think that shows that he has good taste. Why would he want to be with any of you who are so immature as to talk shit on him and then not even have the nerve to sign your name!
Altoona, Pennsylvania, United States - October 13, 2003 at 8:22 AM EDT
Grow up everyone, he is a good guy. He gives his fans what they want, which is what he is to do to keep his fans coming back for more. Whether he has a girlfriend or not, if it does not bother her then why should it bother anyone else. Kiss on Mike, we love kisses from you.
United States - October 13, 2003 at 8:13 AM EDT
Sounds like someone's a bit bitter. Relax, it's all in good fun. Mike's a decent guy, just having some fun, before he gets too old.
United States - October 12, 2003 at 9:44 PM EDT
To all the girls who feel they have been so called "blessed"...I have felt that way in the past too, until I found out he had a girlfriend (at the time). I personally think he is an ASS HOLE!!! Grow up and get over your "playing".
United States - October 12, 2003 at 7:01 PM EDT
Are you guys going to be playing anywhere else in Sharon now that the Hot Rod has closed?
United States - October 12, 2003 at 1:04 PM EDT
Judging from what everyone's saying, and considering that I've been 'blessed with a kiss', yeah, he must kiss a different chic after every show. But you're right, who the hell cares? HE'S HOT!
United States - October 11, 2003 at 12:48 PM EDT
Mike is a bit of a tease and a player, but so damn HOT! He kissed me. I want to know if he kisses a different girl after every show.
United States - October 11, 2003 at 11:56 AM EDT
At last check, Mike was living with his girlfriend and his kid. Perhaps Mike is just doing the "band thing" to keep all of you ladies happy??
United States - October 11, 2003 at 11:52 AM EDT
Mike is not just a tease. He does put out(some), I have found out. I just want to know if it is with a different girl after every show.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - October 11, 2003 at 11:34 AM EDT
Perhaps not a player, but definitely a flirt. Haha! Mike's a tease!
United States - October 11, 2003 at 2:11 AM EDT
I'll second that.............definitely a player. But at least that smile is so damb cute!
United States - October 10, 2003 at 5:32 PM EDT
I think all of us girls like watching Mike, which makes me wonder, what's up with him? I know I have asked around at shows if he is involved or anything and the majority of girls/guys say he's a player with the women. Disappointing, but the gallery of pictures from shows looks to almost prove what people say (pics are mainly Mike and girls) So my question, and I'm sure many others are wondering also, is what's up Mike? Is there one special lady in your life or who you are interested in or are you just playing us all like we believe?
Girls want to know
United States - October 10, 2003 at 5:20 PM EDT